Monthly Archives: January 2011

Just a Bunch of Booogaloo

Posted on January 31, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Hoelee moelee them Muslim terror peoples is about to kill us. MacIntosh:  Yeah? Oscar:  They found one of thems book in the Aridzona desert where theys must have dropped it. MacIntosh:  Yeah? Oscar:  It was a book about martyrs … Continue reading →

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A Few Good Men/Women

Posted on January 27, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Do yous think  most peoples want to re-elect Obama now? MacIntosh:  After his State of the Union speech? Oscar:  Yeah…after that speech. MacIntosh:  Yep, lots more…but he had heaps of help. Oscar:  Did he have a good speech writer? … Continue reading →

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Bachmann Overdrive

Posted on January 26, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Howse come peoples is talkin’ about Michelle Bachmann? MacIntosh:  They scraped off her makeup and found Jimmy Hoffa under there. Oscar:  I thought that was Tammy Fay Baker. MacIntosh: Oh…you’re right.  Maybe they gave Michelle a brain scan and … Continue reading →

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Slow News Day

Posted on January 24, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Slow news day. MacIntosh:  Yep. Oscar:  I don’t have any questions. MacIntosh:  Really? Oscar:  Nope. MacIntosh:  What about Keith Olbermann? Oscar:  They fired him cuz they couldn’t control him. MacIntosh:  Really? Oscar:  You know that…yous just trying to stir … Continue reading →

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Opposite Universe

Posted on January 19, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  You don’t look so good MacIntosh. MacIntosh:  Had a bad dream. Oscar:  What kinda dream? MacIntosh:  Opposite Universe dream. Oscar:  Howse that work? MacIntosh:  I dreamed it was 2001 and people that thought Bush was not the legitimate president … Continue reading →

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Leviticus

Posted on January 18, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Howse come people that don’t like gay peoples are always talkin’ ‘bout Levi…Levita… MacIntosh:  Leviticus. Oscar:  Yeah..that thing? MacIntosh:  It’s a book of laws from God. Oscar:  I thought that was the ten commandments. MacIntosh:  Leviticus is the fine … Continue reading →

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Good Cop Bad Cop

Posted on January 14, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Howse come peoples is mad at Sheriff Dupnik? MacIntosh:  He’s a democrat that said we should tone down the violent rhetoric in Arizona and the nation. Oscar:  Isn’t that what sheriffs are supposed to do? MacIntosh:  Yep. Oscar:  What … Continue reading →

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Born To Be Mild

Posted on January 12, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Howse come them teabaggers love mean talk so much? MacIntosh:  Why are they defending their use of violent rhetoric? Oscar:  Yeah, howse come? MacIntosh:  Walter Mitty combined with penis envy. Oscar:  Huh? MacIntosh:  James Thurber wrote a short story … Continue reading →

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Words Hurt

Posted on January 11, 2011 by dwelchnz

  Oscar:  Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. MacIntosh:  You’ll want to tell that to Gabby Giffords if she comes out of her coma. Oscar:  Did words hurt  that lady? MacIntosh:  A crazy … Continue reading →

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How To Read The Constitution

Posted on January 7, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Howse come them people in the Congress spent all that time reading the constitution? MacIntosh:  They were teaching the new congressmen to read the constitution like a teabagger. Oscar:  Teabaggers read it different?. MacIntosh:  Oh yeah…they got skills. Oscar:  … Continue reading →

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