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The Boyz Interview The Pope

Posted on October 2, 2015 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  We’s got a big surprise for you today. MacIntosh:  Yep.  We flew to Rome for an interview with Pope Francis. Oscar:  Hello Poop.  Thanks for seeing us.  Love the red shoes. Pope:  Why do you call me poop? Oscar:  … Continue reading →

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Leviticus

Posted on January 18, 2011 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Howse come people that don’t like gay peoples are always talkin’ ‘bout Levi…Levita… MacIntosh:  Leviticus. Oscar:  Yeah..that thing? MacIntosh:  It’s a book of laws from God. Oscar:  I thought that was the ten commandments. MacIntosh:  Leviticus is the fine … Continue reading →

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Have Yourself A Liberal Little Christmas

Posted on December 21, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: Hoe-lee yikes the liberals are tryin’ to kill Christmas! MacIntosh: Not true. Oscar: Uh huh…Bill O’Reilly says sos and hes too tall to be wrong. MacIntosh: He’s wrong. Oscar: Whys he say that then? MacIntosh: Santa skipped his house … Continue reading →

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Political Shorthand

Posted on December 16, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar:  Peoples on the foxes channel said a Florida school is tryin’ to kill Christmas. MacIntosh:   Because they banned red and green colors? Oscar:  Yep and them is Christmas colors. MacIntosh:  Except it didn’t happen. Oscar:  It didn’t? MacIntosh:  Nope.  … Continue reading →

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Hollow Ground

Posted on December 4, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: If ground is hollow MacIntosh, doesn’t that mean there is a big hole in it? MacIntosh: I suppose. Why do you ask?. Oscar: I heard Dad say them Muslims were gonna build somethin’ on hollow ground and lots of … Continue reading →

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How Would Jesus Award The Medal of Honor?

Posted on December 4, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: Has you ever heard of Bryan Fischer? MacIntosh: Oh yeah…he’s a leading spokesman for the Christian Right….director of the American Family Foundation. Why you asking? Oscar: He thinks we made a bad choice when we picked the last Medal … Continue reading →

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God – The Franchise

Posted on December 4, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: Thanks for teachin’ me all about religion MacIntosh. MacIntosh: No problem. Oscar: I gotta question. You said after Eyack found God he started a franchise. MacIntosh: Yeah…but not all by himself. Oscar: He had help? MacIntosh: Yep…the Jews. Oscar: … Continue reading →

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Eyack Finds God

Posted on December 4, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: Where did god come from MacIntosh? MacIntosh: Which one? Oscar: There’s more than one? MacIntosh: Oh yeah…thousands of gods. Oscar: Where did the Christian god come from. MacIntosh: Eyack, son of Arckk. Oscar: Arckk? The peoples that lived a … Continue reading →

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Christian Values

Posted on December 4, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: I sure am happy them Christians invented values, MacIntosh. MacIntosh: They didn’t. Oscar: Sure theys did…theys own the values business. MacIntosh: They stole them. Oscar: They stole their values? MacIntosh: Yep. They were Jewish values before they were Christian … Continue reading →

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Westie Evolution

Posted on December 4, 2010 by dwelchnz

Oscar: Where do Westies come from MacIntosh? MacIntosh: Scotland – bred from the Cairn Terriers Oscar: Where did theys come from? MacIntosh: Wolves. Oscar: Really? Wees wolves? MacIntosh: Yep. Oscar: Where did wolves comes from? MacIntosh: Way back? Oscar: Yeah. … Continue reading →

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